我说 一年？

　　I said, I'm a comedian, I cannot talk for a year?

　　我可是一个喜剧演员 你让我一年不说话？

　　So don't get discouraged. Think of that

　　记住 别气馁 想想这个

　　If you were a doctor, that would be your residency如果你是医生 你可以把这四年当成实习期

　　Number 3

　　第3条

　　You're an artist, suffer for your work, paint yourself into a corner你是一位艺术家 忍受你的工作 不要挑三拣四

　　take every degrading, humiliating show business job you can get滑稽表演的任何机会都得上 无论多么让你感到丢脸that doesn't require taking your clothes off只要不让你脱光衣服就行

　　And you learn something, every experience你将学到很多

　　and it will give you great pedal when you go on late night talk shows这对你以后进入晚间脱口秀绝对大有好处

　　Number 4

　　第4条

　　Always keep people in your life who don't quite understand what is it that you do在生活中和一些不大理解你在做什么的人保持联系It will keep you humble

　　这会让你保持谦恭

　　You're never as informed as you think you are你其实没有自己以为的那么了不起

　　When I was on the cover of Time magazine the first time我第一次登上时代周刊封面的时候

　　Don Lemon

　　唐·莱蒙

　　I called my mom and tell her, I said

　　我打电话我妈 我跟她说

　　hey mom, I'm on the cover of Time magazine妈 我上了时代周刊封面

　　My mom said, which one was it?

　　我妈问 什么封面

　　I said Time magazine My mom said, which one?

　　我说 时代周刊 我妈问 哪个

　　Time magazine, the big news magazine, Time magazine时代周刊 很牛的新闻杂志 时代周刊

　　I said, I'm going to call Uncle Frank in New York我说 我要打电话给纽约的弗兰克叔叔

　　and call Uncle Tony in Miami

　　和迈阿密的托尼叔叔

　　and tell them I'm on the cover of Time magazine告诉他们我登上了时代周刊封面

　　My mother said, I don't think so

　　我妈说 我不这么认为

　　I said, what do you mean you don't think so?

　　我问 什么叫你不这么认为

　　She goes what? She said, I think they put you on the cover of one say still around here她说 我想 他们把你放到这里的封面上

　　because they know you're from this area

　　是因为他们知道你来自这个地方

　　She said, I don't think you're on the cover of Miami她说 我不认为迈阿密的封面上也是你

　　I go, I'm on the cover in Miami

　　我说 迈阿密的封面上也是我