Clare:You don’t like it?

Phil:Are you kidding me?I love it.It’s so creative.Coupons for hugs,which are usually free.But this makes it official,which is so great.

Clare:I was so proud of myself when I thought of it...Because you’re impossible to buy for.You never want anything.

Phil:Um,things I want:Robot dog,night-vision goggles,bug vacuum,G.P.S. Watch,speakers that look like rocks.I love my wife,but she sucks at giving gifts.I’m sorry for the pay-channel language,but-Oh,yogurt maker.I can’t not think of things I want.