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【Stefan】 Step aside, please.

【Damon】 I got the town off our back. It was for the greater good, but I'm sorry. And to prove it, I'm not gonna feed on a human for at least a week. I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

【Stefan】 Cause I realize that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil, and yet somehow, it's worthy of humor.