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Max,

I can't wait to go home

and ilegally download that documentary

about performance art.

And I can't wait to go home and watch

"Here comes Honey Boo Boo."

But first you have to see this.

Her name is Marina Abramovic.

In the 90's she and her boyfriend

did this piece called "Confrontation"

where they just slapped

each other's faces for days.

Oh yeah?

My mom and her boyfriend

did that too,

but they called it,

"Who smoked the last cigarette."