D:Oh! oh, sorry, man. I'm sorry. Oh! oh, god. I'm -- I'm so sorry. Let me get those for you.

A:Oh, thanks. Amanda. I just transferred in.

D:I'm Dan. I - I just assaulted you. Welcome.

S:I just hid there. How pathetic is that? No, don't answer that.

B:Breakups are easy. It's having to see them date someone else that's hard. Why do you think I rub it in Chuck's face every chance I get?

S:A twisted version of foreplay? 

B:Ignoring you.

D:You're, uh, you're reading the new Harris novel. 

A:Have you ever read him?

D:Read him, I've listened to him, I've fetched him his morning irish coffee.I interned for him this summer.

B:The point is, whoever dates first wins. And with your ex being Dan Humphrey, you win by default.

Gossip Girl:Looks like Humphrey defied our great expectations and Waldorf's rules of order. Daring to date before Serena? It's only a matter of time before it's off with his head... or hers.