【生词预览】
male雄性的，female雌性的，crab 螃蟹，sideways从一侧，immediately马上
【笑话原文】
I Can’t Let Him Get Away
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways.
Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.
The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset.
"What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."
"Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day. "
【中文译文】
不能让他跑了
一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走，而不是横着走。
哇！她想，这只雄蟹可真特别，我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。
第二天，她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。
“你怎么了？”她问，“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”
“哦，亲爱的，”他回答说，“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”
【词汇讲解】
1. crab，在文中指螃蟹。也可以指“脾气坏的人”。作动词时，有“抱怨”的意思：You make the heat ten times worse by crabbing about it.你越喊热就更热了。
2.female, male。是雌性和雄性的意思，填表的时候，“性别”一栏中的“F/M”就是来自female/male的首字母缩写。
3. marry结婚。Marry的用法有marry sb. 和be married with sb, 都是“和某人结婚”的意思。
4. get away有“走开／逃脱／出发”的意思。I’m sorry I’m late. I was in a meeting and couldn’t get way.对不起，我迟到了。我在开会，走不开。
5. sideways一边向前地。She was so fat that she could only get through the sideways. 她胖得只能侧着身子通过。
6. honey 亲爱的。英语里对人的亲昵称呼还有：sweety, dear, darling, lovely, sweet heart |