D: See you later, Waldorf.

So, uh, so today was not boring.

J: No.

I never should have asked mom to come home, 

but I didn't see this coming.

D: Who could've?

Don't worry about it.

J: It's so weird to think that our parents had lives before us, you know?

D: I know, or that they had lives 

before each other, huh?

J: Lily seemed pretty upset.

I wonder what happened

while we were gone.

D: Uh, I-I don't know, but it looks like 

we're about to find out.

L: Hey!

Who's in the mood for a little 

Humphrey family scrimmage?

What'll it be?

Kids against the parents? Boys against the girls?

J: Oh, definitely girls against the boys 

because last year, 

D: I got burned by Dan's weak forward pass.

Hey, hey, I was nursing 

a rotator cuff injury from aught-5.

J: Come on, mom.

Let's go work out our plays.

A: Yep.

D: So, uh, dad, not that I'm-- 

not that I'm mad, exactly, 

but not telling me about 

Serena's mom was extremely uncool.

L: I should've said something, I know.

And I'm sorry.

D: Given the ick factor alone, 

I would say that you set my progress back

by at least several months.

 

L: Oh, come on.

You're a Humphrey man.

No daughter of Lily's could ever resist.

D: How'd you leave it back there with her?

L: Well, I wouldn't be expecting Lily 

over for dinner anytime soon.

Your mom and I need to focus on the future, not the past.

That's a lot easier for 

all of us without her around.

D: Well...

Well, let's play 

with the old pigskin then.