Alex: And do what? 

Phil: Fighting a son, it would be a nice change. I'm kidding! 

Claire: Haley! Who's the boy? 

Haley: His name is Dylan ... You know, I might as well just tell him not to come, because you guys are just going to embarrass me again. 

Claire: Honey! Hang on a second, you're fifteen, it's the first time you've had a boy over. I mean I'm bound to be a little surprised, but... We're not gonna embarrass you! 

Phil: I'm better go charge the camcorder. I'm kidding! Come on! Who are you talking to? 

Phil: I'm a cool dad. That's... that's my thing. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL, Laugh Out Loud, OMG, Oh My God, WTF, Why The Face. You know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so... 

【we're all in this together /once we know/that we are/we're all stars/and we see that】