D: Uh... yeah, hi. Uh, nice to meet you, Mrs. Van. Der. Woodsen.

 

D: I'm Dan. Humphrey.V: What are you and Dan. Humphrey doing?

S: We... D: Uh, uh, we're--we're going to a concert tonight.

V: Lincoln Hawk?   

D: Yeah, "rolling stone" named them one of the top ten forgotten bands of the 90's.

S: Whoo! I'm a huge fan.

D: Mm.

 V: Well, this party would've been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return. But I guess I'll just, uh, keep the dress for myself.

S: Thank you.

D: Yeah, no, uh... it's not a problem, really.

S:So you'll pick me up at 8:00?

D: You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?

S: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.