Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

 

Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

 

Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?

 

(They all stare, bemused.)

 

Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!

 

Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.

 

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

 

 

Monica: 没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！

 

Joey: 少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！

 

Chandler: 他驼背？既驼背又带假发？

 

Phoebe: 慢着，他吃粉笔吗？我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。

 

Monica: 各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱。

 

Chandler: 听起来好像是说我的约会。