S: What are you doing here?

M: As ever, I’m concerned about you.

S: Yes, I’ve been hearing about your ‘concern’.

M: Always so aggressive. Did it never occur to you that you and I belong on the same side?

S: Oddly enough, no!

M: We have more in common than you like to believe. This petty feud between us is simply childish. People will suffer ... and you know how it always upset Mummy.