打工姐妹花第一季 第118期:超市购物（在线收听） |
Got it. Found the milk. And I found it even faster than the butter. 搞定，找到牛奶了。速度比找黄油快多了
You know they're not hiding it from you.
商品又没有跟你玩躲猫猫
It's a grocery store, not a sorority scavenger hunt.
我们是来超市购物，不是玩寻宝游戏
Grocery shopping is so fun.
超市购物好有趣啊
When I was little, I always wondered where this stuff came from.
我小时候总是好奇这些吃的都是哪来的
What's that?
那是什么啊
Birthday card for my mom.
要寄给我妈的生日卡
Aww, let me see. "Get better soon"?
我看看。怎么写着"早日康复"啊
I thought you said it was a birthday card.
你不是说是生日贺卡吗
It is, that's the only one that seemed appropriate for our relationship.
是啊，只有这张感觉比较符合我跟她的关系
Do you really want your mom to get a get well card on her birthday?
你真的希望你妈生日收到一张探病慰问卡吗
Okay... here's one with a strawberry, that's fine.
好吧，那这张有草莓的总可以了吧
It's really about the 50 bucks inside anyway.
反正她在乎的也只是卡里面夹的50块
That makes me sad.
听得我好伤感啊
Sad? I can fix that.
伤感啊，我帮你
Have a treat, it'll perk you right back up.
吃个糖吧，吃完心情立马好
Max, you just stabbed a bag of candy.
麦克斯，你把人家的糖果包扎烂了
That's okay, they'll just think a gang came through and did it.
不用怕，人家只会以为是是黑帮路过时干的
A candy gang? What, like the sour patch kids?
捅糖帮吗？成员是一群酸甜娃糖吗
Just step away and pretend you didn't do it. That's what you do.
袖手旁观，视而不见就行了。你不都这样吗
We just need to grab ten boxes of Duncan Hines cake mix and we're done.
再买十盒邓肯海恩牌的蛋糕粉就行了
Why would we need to do that?
我们要蛋糕粉干嘛
Why do you think? To make the cupcakes.
你说呢，当然是做小蛋糕啊
I thought the cupcakes were homemade.
我以为小蛋糕是你自制的呢
They are, I make them in my home.
是啊，在"自"家现"制"呀
You've been using a boxed cake mix?
原来你都是用蛋糕粉做的啊
Relax, I only use it when I'm tired.
别大惊小怪的，我累的时候才这么干
And I add a secret ingredient of my own to the mix that makes them irresistible.
而且我还是会加入我的秘方，让蛋糕美味无法挡
So you have no shame using the store-bought mix?
你原料都用现成的，不会觉得羞耻吗
I've no shame about anything.
羞耻在我眼中是浮云
Shame is overrated like Kesha.
那玩意儿就跟科莎一样被捧过头了
In fact, they should rename shame "Keshame"
其实，她应该改艺名叫"科耻"
I just bought a Kesha album, I'm so keshamed.
我刚买了科莎的专辑，太"科耻"了 |
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