Todd: What do you think about plastic surgery - you know, like, especially lip implants, breast implants?

 

Wendi: Yeah, absolutely. I would be like, maybe like four years ago, I was like, "No" if you do that kind of thing you are so vain. That's so not cool. And now, I'm like, "Yes, sign me up!" like "Any spring specials?"

 

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Todd: Actually, how old are you?

 

Wendi: 30

 

Todd: 30

 

Wendi: Yeah.

 

Todd: OK, so you're saying that maybe when women get older, they think like OK maybe they would like a nip and tuck here and there.

 

Wendi: Yeah, absolutely you know, you know move some stuff from place to place. I don't have to give up any parts but you know just place it in a more appropriate location

 

Todd: Interesting.

 

Wendi: Yeah. I don't think it's so bad.

 

Todd: Yeah.

 

Wendi: Yeah. Like you know, some minor maintenance, I think. Nothing wrong with that.

 

Todd: Maybe if you do it once but two problems. One - I think, I don't understand the breast implants. I think most men don't like them.

 

Wendi: I think most men do like them actually.

 

Todd: No way.

 

Wendi: Yes.

 

Todd: I doubt it.

 

Wendi: Yes, of course they do.

 

Todd: It looks just terrible.

 

Wendi: What kind of men do you hang out with?

Todd: Actually, that's a good question. I've never actually asked another man.

 

Wendi: Oh, you don't have friends.

 

Todd: That's - you hit on the truth there. That's so true.

 

Wendi: What were we saying though?

 

Todd: I don't know. Well, there was two things. I don't have friends and breast implants.

 

Wendi: I'm joking. But actually, for me, I wouldn't get breast implants because I couldn't run.

 

Todd: Oh, you can't run. That's a good point, huh?

 

Wendi: Well, I don't know if it's just like, I can't imagine you could, well, I mean, I'm sure people do, but I mean like actually play sports and stuff. I wouldn't want to like dive onto the ground to catch like a frisbee and the chance that they would explode or anything could happen.