There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night 

　　and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you’ 

　　re cheating on me with a bald woman! 

　　The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by 

　　saying, She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume! 

　　吃醋的妻子 

　　从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她没有从他衣服上找到头发，于是大叫：好啊，现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了！ 

　　第二天晚上，她没有从丈夫衣服上闻到香水味，于是又大叫：她不但是个秃头，而且很穷酸，连香水都不买。