英文幽默笑话：昂贵的建议（打印版）

The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.

　　Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.

　　Why not? the lawyer replied. You rendered professional services by giving advice.

　　Thanks, the physician said. I think I'll do that.

　　When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read:

　　For legal services, $50.

　　大夫在打发走了一个就健康问题向他咨询的妇女之后，最后来到餐桌上。

　　你认为我应该向她收费吗？大夫问坐在身边的一个律师。

　　有什么不应该？律师答道，你通过提建议提供了职业性服务。

　　谢谢，大夫说道，看来我得这么做。

　　第二天当大夫去办公室给那位妇女写账单时，他收到律师的一封信。信中写道：

　　请付法律服务费５０美元。