How do you want your beef?

 

Maria eats out together with her friend.  She orders roast beef and the waitress asks her how she wants her beef done ....

 

Waitress: Are you ready to order now?

 

Maria: Yes.  I'll have some salad, roast beef, and mashed potatoes.

 

Waitress: How do you want the beef?  Rare, medium, or well-done?

 

Maria: Well-done.  And easy on the salt, please.

 

Waitress: Sure.  Anything to drink?

 

Maria: Do you have coffee or tea?  I'd like decaf.

 

Waitress: Yes, we have both.  Which one would you like, coffee or tea?

 

Maria: Iced tea, please.  And easy on the ice.