而我只想要100万美金！

　　Monica: Rachel?

　　瑞秋？

　　Rachel: Oh, God, Monica hi! Thank God!

　　噢，老天，莫妮卡，你好，感谢上帝！

　　Rachel: I just went to your building, and you weren't there, and this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here, and you are you are.

　　我刚到你那里去，而你不在，那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里，你真在这里，你真在这里。

　　Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?

　　给你来点咖啡？

　　Monica: Decaf.

　　无咖啡因的。

　　Monica: Okay, Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.

　　好了，各位，这位是瑞秋，林肯高中的另一个幸存者。

　　Monica: This is everybody. this is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And, you Remember my brother, Ross?

　　这就是各位啦，这是钱德，菲比和乔伊。还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？

　　Rachel: Sure! Hi

　　当然，你好！

　　Monica: So You wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

　　那么你是现在告诉我们呢，还是说我们等四位湿漉的伴娘来？

　　Rachel: Oh God...Well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.

　　哦，天呐，好吧，这大概发生在婚礼前半个小时。

　　Rachel: I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat.

　　我当时在放置礼品的房间里。我正看着那个船形卤肉盘。

　　Rachel: This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all of a sudden I realized...Sweet 'n' Lo? I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but. Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering, "Why am I doing this, " and "Who am I doing this for?" So anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

　　那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘。当时，突然，我意识到有糖吗？我发现比起巴里，这个船形卤肉盘更让我冲动！然后我吓到了，就在那时我突然想到：巴里看起来有多像土豆头先生，你们知道的，我的意思是，我总觉得他看起来很像，但是无论如何，我必须离开那里，然后我开始思考："我为什么这样做，我为了谁这样做？"反正我不知道该去哪里，而且我知道你和我有点疏远了，但你是我认识的人里唯一住在这个城市的。

　　Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

　　没被邀请参加婚礼的人。

　　Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...

　　噢，我有点希望这不是什么问题

　　Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

　　现在我猜他给她买了个大管风琴，而她很不喜欢。

　　Chandler: "Tuna or egg salad! Decide!"

　　金枪鱼或鸡蛋沙拉？快决定！

　　"I'll have whatever Christina's having. "

　　"克莉丝汀吃什么我就吃什么。"

　　Rachel: Daddy, I just I can't marry him. I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!

　　爸爸，我只是不能嫁给他！对不起，我只是不爱他。额，但那对我很重要！

　　Phoebe: "If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. "

　　"如果我松开我的头发，我的头会掉下来的。"

　　Chandler: Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

　　噢，她真不应该穿那条裤子。

　　Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

　　我说把她推下楼梯。把她推下楼梯！推下楼梯！推下楼梯！

　　Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I want to be aa purse? Y'know? Or a or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat! I'm saying I am a ha...It's a metaphor, Daddy!

　　爸爸，听我说！就好像，就好像 在我一生中，所有人都告诉我，"你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子，你是鞋子！"然后今天，我制止了，我说：假如我不想成为鞋子呢？如果我想成为一个包？你知道吗，或者，嗯，一个帽子！"不，我不是让你给我买帽子，我是说我是一顶帽这是个比喻，老爸！