那什么带回来让我们认识认识？

　　Ross: Yeah.

　　是啊

　　Monica: Let's see, today's Monday...Never.

　　我想想，今天星期一…… 永远不。

　　All: Oh, come on! Come on!

　　哦，拜托！不要这样嘛！

　　Monica: No. No. Not after what happened with Steve.

　　不，从Steve那次后，就再无可能了。

　　Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy! ..

　　你在说什么？我们都爱Schhteve，Schhteve很性感！

　　Chandler: Sorry.

　　抱歉。

　　Monica: Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out.

　　各位，我连自己对他有什么感觉都还不知道，给我点时间想清楚。

　　Rachel: Well, then can we meet him?

　　到时候我们能见见他了？

　　Monica: Nope. Sorry.

　　不。抱--歉！

　　Ross: Joey, Joey, Let it go.

　　Joey，放过他吧。

　　Monica: Why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him.

　　我意思是，为什么我要让他们认识他？我带个人回家，他们会在5分钟内蜂拥而上。

　　They're like coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.

　　他们就像土狼一样专找牧群中的弱小下手。

　　Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing.

　　听着，不只是看过自己盘里的坏牛肉（不愉快的场面我见多了）我要告诉你：这并不是那么糟糕。

　　Come on, Mon, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.

　　我的意思是，他们是你的朋友，他们只是在旁边替你留神。

　　Monica: I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.

　　这我知道。我只是希望带一个他们真正满意的男人回家。

　　Paula: Well, you do realize the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy. .

　　你知道的，他的机会会更渺茫的…… 如果他们根本就没见过这小伙。

　　Monica: I know. I know. Mind if I whimper a little bit?

　　我知道，我知道。能让我小声的哭一下吗？

　　Paula: Whimper.

　　哭吧。

　　Monica: Okay, I'm done.

　　好，哭完了。

　　Joey: Let it go, Ross.

　　让这事过去吧，Ross。

　　Ross: Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.

　　是啊，可你不了解Chi Chi。

　　Monica: Do you all promise?

　　你们都保证？

　　All: Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!

　　对，我们保证，我们会很好！

　　Monica: Chandler? Do you promise to be good?

　　Chandler你呢？你答应会很好？

　　Joey: You can come in, but your filtertipped little buddy has to stay outside!

　　你可以进来了，但是你的烟屁股朋友得呆在外面。

　　Ross: Hey, Pheebs.

　　喂，Pheeb。