恩，如果你愿意的话，今天晚上你可以跟我和Rachel一起睡。

　　Phoebe: Thanks.

　　谢了。

　　Joey:Ninetyfive, ninetysix, ninetyseven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.

　　95，96，97。看吧，我说过吧！从我们住的地方到这儿不到100步。

　　Chandler: You got way too much free time.

　　你实在太闲了。

　　Joey: Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, RangersPenguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.

　　嗨！寿星在这儿呢！Ross，快看！今晚冰球比赛的票，游骑兵对企鹅，在麦迪逊花园广场，我们带你一起去。

　　Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!

　　生日快乐，哥们儿！

　　Joey: We love you, man.

　　我们都爱死你了，帅哥。

　　Ross: It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago.

　　搞笑，我的生日七个月前就过了。

　　Joey: So?

　　所以？

　　Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?

　　所以，我估计你们是不是多了一张票又决定不了谁带个女伴去？

　　Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr " The glass is half empty."

　　恩，非要这么光往坏处想吗？

　　Ross: Oh my God, oh is today the twentieth, October twentieth?

　　噢我的天，噢，今天是20号，10月20号？

　　Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.

　　噢，我还希望你不要想起呢。

　　Ross: Ohhh.

　　噢——。

　　Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth?

　　20号怎么了？

　　Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween. . all the good costumes are gone?

　　离万圣节还有11天，所有漂亮的装束都卖完了？

　　Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first consummated our physical relationship. Sex.

　　今天是我和Carol第一次，真正建立肉体关系的日子。做爱。

　　Joey: You told your sister that?

　　你把这事告诉你妹妹了？

　　Ross: Believe me, I told everyone. You know what, II'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my exwife and her lesbian lover.

　　相信我，我逢人就说。我还是不去看比赛了，还是回家想想我的前妻和她的同性恋爱人。

　　Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!

　　看什么冰球比赛啊，跟你一起好了！

　　Chandler: C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, what do ya say, big guy, Huh? Huh? Huh?

　　别这样，Ross！你，我，Joey，还有冰，男人们的狂欢夜，来吧，怎么样，大个儿。

　　Ross: What are you doing?

　　你在做什么。

　　Chandler: I have no idea.

　　我不知道。

　　Joey: C'mon, Ross!

　　别这样， Ross！

　　Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?

　　好吧，好吧，也许这可以让我不去想它。那你们要答应给我买个巨形手指哦？

　　Chandler: You got it.