远离起床气

 

The More Annoying The Better

 

越吵越好

 

This one is pretty simple. When setting your alarm, never use a song that you're a fan of, as many people often do.

 

这一条很简单，当你设置闹钟铃声的时候，不要用你喜欢的某一首歌做闹铃，虽然很多人都喜欢这么做。

 

In fact, don't use any sound that's even close to being sonically pleasing. There's a reason that the default iPhone alarm sound is as grating as it is.

 

事实上，最好都不用悦耳的声音做闹铃。这就是为什么Iphone默认的闹钟铃声是那么的刺耳。

 

That's because regardless of how early it is, or how out of it you are, you damn sure want to make that infuriating sound stop as soon as possible. At the end of the day, that's what you need in an alarm clock — horrid annoyance.

 

因为不管多早，或者闹钟离你多远，你只要一听到这么令人不悦的声音，你就会想立刻关掉它，在一天结束之前，你需要把你的闹钟铃声变得刺耳吵人。