肯德基推出吮指原味鸡防晒霜 性感新定义(在线收听) |
Chicken is the next level of sexy. Yes yes yes. 性感已迈入了新的维度!
Use the sunscreen you wanna use. Be the chicken you wanna be. That's life babe!
用你想用的防晒霜,成为你想成为的鸡,这才是追求!
Are you tired of messy sunscreen?
你已经厌倦了不好用的防晒霜了吗?
Sick of that awful lotion odour?
那种恶心的乳霜味道已经闻到吐了吗?
Do you want to smell like fried chicken?
你想闻起来像炸鸡吗?
But you are just not hungry.
可你又不怎么饿。
Introducing the KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen!
来认识一下肯德基加倍松脆吮指原味鸡防晒霜!
A real limited edition product that we're giving away for free!
这可是限量版产品!而我们要免费送!
It works just like regular sunscreen.
它用起来就像普通的防晒霜一样。
But it smells like fried chicken.
但它闻起来就像炸鸡。
I'm a lot more popular now.
我现在更受欢迎了,不止一点点。
I smell 10 years younger.
我闻起来像年轻了10岁。
Ahh, just can't wait for this stuff.
每天都朝思暮想。
My extra crispy sunscreen dosen't just keep you smelling great.
老夫的加倍松脆吮指原味鸡防晒霜不光让你闻起来棒棒的。
It keeps you feeling delicious!
它还让你觉得自己超级美味!
Extra crispy delicious.
加倍松脆的超级美味。
KFC extra crispy sunscreen.
肯德基加倍松脆吮指原味鸡防晒霜。
It's real. And also, do not eat it.
我们并不是在开玩笑,不过,可别吃进嘴哦。
Smells like chicken. Taste like sunscreen.
闻起来像鸡,吃起来像防晒霜。
Get you Extra Crispy Sunscreen now for free.
现在就来免费获得你的加倍松脆吮指原味鸡防晒霜吧。
It's definitely real and definitley not edible so do not eat it.
绝对真实,而且绝对不能吃,所以,别吃。
Available for limited time only.
只在活动时间内供应。 |
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