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Max: Uh...hey, Victoria...

Victoria: What do you want, Max?

Max: I am sorry. That's an _(1)_ cashmere coat...

Victoria: It was. But there will be another.

Max: Well, you always seem to know how to pick the right outfits.

Victoria: I do have some talent. Mr. Jefferson told me--

Max: I've seen your pictures. You have a great eye, Richard Avedon-esque.

Victoria: He's one of my heroes... Thanks Max. I hope those sluts get me a towel before they hang a sign on me. You deserve a better shot. Sorry about blocking you and... and the "go fuck your selfie."

Max: That was mean... but pretty funny.

Victoria: Just ____(2)____, you know?

Max: I know exactly what you mean, Victoria. I'll see you later.

Victoria: Au revoir.

 

Juliet: You can't get out now, Dana! So tell me the truth, or rot in there!

Max: Hey Juliet, is everything cool?

Juliet: Oh yes, Max. I've locked Dana in the room because we're "cool."

Max: What did she do?

Juliet: What didn't she do? Dana's been sexting with my boyfriend.

Max: Ouch. How did you find out?

Juliet: Uh, why do you care? Why are you even asking me? You never talk, just zone out with your camera.

Max: That's why I'm talking to you now.

Juliet: What's my __(3)__?

Max: Uh... Juliet... Mason.

Juliet: That was truly sad. Thanks for your concern, "Max Caulfield." By the way, Juliet Watson.

 

Max: Juliet Watson, you be nice!

Juliet: I'm flattered. I didn't even think you knew my name at all.

Max: Uh. Of course I do.

Juliet: Thanks... I locked Dana in because she was sexting Zach, my boyfriend. Unbelievable.

Max: How do you know?

Juliet: Victoria Chase. You know her.

Max: You could say that.. But, why would Dana go after your boyfriend?

Juliet: According to Victoria, Dana would do anything to date a quarterback.

Max: According to Victoria? Oh...

Juliet: She saw the sext. And Zachary won't answer his phone. Once Dana admits it, she can go. Straight to Hell.

 

Max: Boom! This is the e-mail I need to show Juliet. Now I have to print this fast and get the hell out of here. Juliet, read this.

Juliet: Of course... I'm an asshole. I'm sorry, Dana.

Dana: You are, and I hope so. You really think I'd mess around with Zachary?

Juliet: No. But I get stupid jealous. I owe you dinner. Still love me?

Dana: And you ___(4)___.

Juliet: Thanks Max. You're like the Blackwell Ninja. Now let's see what Zach has to say about Victoria...

Dana: You set me free! Thank you. Warren's flash drive is on my desk.

 

David: ...so don't think I'm blind! I see everything here at Blackwell! Do you understand what I'm saying?

Kate: No, and leave me alone!