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Victoria: What's up, Kate?

Kate: School.

Taylor: That's it?

Victoria: That video of you clubbing didn't look like homework...

Kate: Victoria, that wasn't me...

Taylor: Oh my God. Right.

Victoria: Don't be shy. I think it's awesome you set a tongue record on video...

Kate: ______(1)______.

Victoria: Oh boo hoo, I'm sorry you're a viral slut. I'm sure she had fun. 

Taylor: Looks like it.

Victoria: I know Nathan hooked her up. And you know he has the good shit.

Taylor: Preach it, sista.

Victoria: Yuck. I still have goddamn paint all over my face. Good thing my faithful minions took their sweet time bringing me a towel...

Taylor: We ran all the way-

Victoria: Give it a rest, Taylor. Now I know if I'm in an accident I won't rely on you or Courtney for help. You can hang out with Kate... or Max.

Taylor: She's a weirdo with that dumb camera.

Victoria: I hate that "I'm so quirky" crap. Anyway. Let's leave the _(2)_ to Kate's video so everybody gets a chance to see her in action...

Taylor: You are such an evil beeatch, I love it!