I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Why?

How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?

Wait, let me start earlier.

Like many of you, I was stuck.

You want me to deprioritize my current reports?

Yeah.

Until you've advised a status upgrade?

Make these your primary action items.

I couldn't sleep.

No, __________1__________.

I'd flip through catelogs and wonder 'what kind of dining set defines me as a person?'

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Welcome!

I prayed for a different life:

Soap. I make and I sell soap.

This is how I met Tyler Durden:

Come on, _________2_________. 

OW. You hit me in the ear.

It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

Can I be next?

We just gave it a name.

Gentlemen! Welcome to Fight Club. 

The first rule of Fight Club is:

Wow, nice.

You do not talk about Fight Club.

Is that your blood?

Some of it, yeah.

After fight club, we all started seeing things differently.

You're gonna have to keep me up all night.

And she ruined everything.

You're not into her, are you? 

No! God, not at all!

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't.

He had a plan. 

To what purpose, in Tyler we trusted.

__________3__________.

Each one of you has a homework assignment. 

You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger.

That's not necessary.

And you're gonna lose.

That hurt.

You're looking for a way to change your life. You got it.

I'm stopping this.

It's already done, so shut up!

What kind of sick game are you playing--oh my god!

Kids.

This is too much!

In the end, you will thank me.

Woah! Woah!

If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.