Doug...It's a week day.

I think there's been a mistake. 

There's no mistake.

It's gonna be okay, you'll feel better before you know it.

It's called being a man, Doug. Give it a try!

You promised to ___________1___________, right?

Stop it. You have my word.

Hi, honey. I'm gonna be late.

I hate rich people.

Yes?

You must be Mrs Roberts?

You're just one of those authentically nice guys, aren't you?

Girls don't always go for honest and sweat.

Girls don't. But women do.

What happens now? 

___________2___________?

That's illegal. 

Of course, it is.

You deserve more.

But what am I gonna do about it?

What if you died or something?

Let's do it.

I didn't know you had it in you. 

___________3____________.

Do you know what will happen if we get caught?

Pop a Xany and take it easy, baby.