We are coming to you live from the nation's capital, where the Barden University Bellas are performing for the President of the United States on his birthday.

I came in like a wrecking ball.

Oh, no! She has no underwear on.

Oh, my God!

We ______1________.

She's turning!

No!

Brace yourselves!

She's coming, she's com...

The Australian singer gave the president a birthday gift from down under.*

The Bellas are suspended.

You're being replaced by the European champions.

We are Das Sound Machine.

How are we gonna compete with them?

I'm not supposed to have any ideas, I'm the hot one.

Um, I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.

If we win the world championships, ______2_______?

If you win? 

Barden Bellas. You are so tiny.

We're gonna kick your ass.

Your team is like, how do you say? A heated mess.

A mess where heat is applied to it so what once was a little messy is now even messier.

Never trust a big butt and smile

That girl is poison poison

Here we go, yo, here we go, yo

So what, so what, so what's the scenario

Please just retire.

Did your accents get thicker?

Is that like a intimidation thing?

Because World War II. Boom.

When I look back on this, I won't remember performing and competing.

I'm gonna remember you weirdos.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Guys, there's gonna be some haters out there.

They're gonna look at us, Team USA, and be like: "Why is the most talented one Australian?"

These girls have _________3_______ in their path.

What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.