【英文】I was running late so I decided to hail a cab. And then I remembered I didn't have any money on me. And then I remembered I didn't have any money at all. So I walked the whole way here.

【翻译】本来我以为要迟到了，想说打个车吧，然后才想起来我没带钱，接着意识到我根本就是个没钱的穷光蛋，所以我不辞辛苦的走来上班。