【E文菌】 

Don’t worry about me.Worry about the trick-or-treaters who’ll be angry that you ran out of candy.7-year-olds can get really pissed.You should probably turn out the lights so no one thinks we’re home.Bye-bye.

 【中文菌】

别担心我了。去担心那些会因为你家没糖而气愤不已的“不给糖就捣乱”分子吧。七岁的孩子会非常生气的。你最好把灯都熄了，这样他们会以为我们不在家。去吧。