【英文】Um, maybe you haven't noticed, but I have issues around money. Every year, I say I'm going to file, and then I put it off and put it off until the day it's due, like today, and then I sit down with a 1040 and my W-2s, and right around the fourth question, I'm like, screw it! I'm gonna watch old soul train clips on YouTube before work. And then I feel like a loser until tax day is over. And then I'm like, who cares? I'm awesome. I'll do them next year.

【翻译】呃..你难道不知道我对钱的事一窍不通么。每年我都下定决心要报税，然后拖延症病发，就一直拖了又拖，直到截止日期的那一天，比如今天，我就拿着1040表和W-2表坐下来，回答到大概第四个问题，我就会想：去他的，还是趁上班前看几段《灵魂列车》的视频吧。直到报税日结束，我都一直觉得自己是废柴。然后就想，管他呢，老娘最棒了，明年再好好报吧。