【E文菌】

-Why would you say no?

-Obviously,he’s hideous.

-He’s not hideous.

-Fat?

-No,he’s adorable.

-So,a... cute rich guy who is taking a gap year between high school and college invited you to a fancy upper east side party,and you said no?Is something wrong with you?

-Is it because he’s dumb?Why else would someone take a gap year?Isn’t that just code for too dumb or too lazy to get into college?

 【中文菌】

你为啥拒绝？

显然他长得太丑。

他才不丑。

太胖？

不，他很惹人爱。

这么说，一个正处在休假状态准备上大学的高富帅邀请你参加东区豪华派对，你居然拒绝了？你大脑进水了吗？

是因为他太笨了吗？那为啥不毕业直接上大学？难道不是那些太笨或太懒