【原文】

——hey!——hey!

——So I have a speech!It is fully scripted and well-rehearsed.Are you ready for it?

——You wrote a speech?

——Yes!It's a "You kissed me and I don't want things to be weird"speech.It's  a pre-emptive.

——uh ha ha.Pre-emptive.

【翻译】

卡洛琳：嘿！

马特：嘿！

卡洛琳：我有个演讲，写得很完善，也经过了数次练习。你想不想听听？

马特：你写了演讲稿？

卡洛琳：是一篇题为“你亲了我，我想使一切变得尴尬”的演讲，这算是先发制人。

马特：先发制人啊！