【英文&原音】

-Wait, who orders cupcakes at 2:00 A.M.?

-Um, my friends.

-You don't have any friends.

-I have so many friends.

-Who are your friends?

-Some people I know.

-Then how come I've never met them?

-Well, they don't like you.

-But they don't know me.

-They don't like what they've heard about you.

-But who would they have heard things from but you?

-Maybe from my other group of friends. They don't like you either. Later.

 

 

 

【翻译】

-等等，有谁会半夜两点叫小蛋糕啊？

-就我的一些朋友啊。

-你又没有朋友。

-我朋友超多好么？

-你朋友都谁啊？

-就我认识的一些人啊。

-那我怎么都没见过呢？

-因为他们不喜欢你。

-他们又不认识我。

-他们听说你的事迹之后不喜欢你。

-他们能知道的也都是你说出来的吧。

-也可以是从我别的朋友那里听的啊.他们也不喜欢你，再见啦。