-Dad, this is the coolest bike ever.

-爸爸，这是全世界最酷的自行车。

-Awesome. So listen, buddy. Certain members of this family don't think you can take care of this bad boy.

-必须的。听着伙计，家里有些人认为你照料不好这辆车。

-You mean mom? 

-你是说妈妈吗？

-Your words, not mine. Look, uh, your mom and I are a team, and she, we feel like this is a chance for you to show some responsibility. Don't make us look like jerks here.

-你说的，我可没说。你妈妈和我是一个整体，而她，而我们觉得这是个好机会让你学会负起责任，别让我们失望。

-I won't.

-不会的。

-Okay. One more rule.

-很好。最后一点要求。

-What?

-什么？

-Have like, three butt-loads of fun.

-给我玩的超级无敌开心。