A:Megan’s memorial outside is growing by the minute.

B:Ugh.College kids are so dramatic.She was on campus for,like ,one day.She couldn’t have made that many friends.

A:Caroline,she’s dead.You can stop competing with her.

B:Sorry,I’m in a mood.

A:You talked to Tyler?

B:He’s deferring（ [dɪ'fɜː]延迟） from enrolling（登记入学） and deferring from returning my phone calls,so I’m deferring from having sex with him ever again.

How’s the snooping going?Any explanation why our vervain-laced...vampire-slaughtered （ ['slɔːtə]屠杀）roommate had a picture of my dad on her phone?

A:NO.

B:Oh!I went by the hospital this morning.Megan’s death certificate（ [sə'tɪfɪkət]执照，证书）.It says she died of suicide.No mention of the gaping vampire （ ['væmpaɪə] 吸血鬼）bites on her neck.So whoever signed off on the cause of death was part of the cover-up,just like the founders council back home.