DON: Expelled /ɪkˈspɛlt/?

MIKE: Yeah, we really messed up.

SQUISHY: So, you're leaving?

SULLEY: Yeah, buddy, we have to go.

ART: Harsh, man.

MIKE: I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program right now if it wasn't for us.

SULLEY: What?

DON: Well, it is the gosh darndest thing.

TERRY: Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare Program.

MIKE: What?

TERRY: She was impressed with our performance in the games.

TERRI: She invited us to join next semester!

SULLEY: Haha! Congratulations, guys!

DON: And that's not the only piece of good news. Sherri and I are engaged!

SULLEY: Oh, who's Sherri?

SQUISHY: She's my mom.

SHERRI: Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!

DON: Come here, give me some sugar.

SQUISHY: Ah, so uncomfortable.

DON: Come on, Scott. I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.

SQUISHY: This is so weird.

DON: Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother! Wait, hold on. We're brothers who share the same mom/wife! That's worse….

[Outside the house]

MIKE: Well I guess we should be going now.

DON: Promise me, you'll keep in touch.

MIKE: You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met. Don't let anyone tell you different.