SULLEY: It was an accident.

DEAN HARDSCRABBLE: What? This? My one souvenir from a lifetime of scaring? Accidents happen, don't they? The important thing is, no one got hurt.

MIKE: You're taking this remarkably well.

DEAN: Now, let's continue the exams. Mr. Wazowski, I'm a 5-year-old girl on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning. Which scare do you use?

MIKE: Shouldn't I go up on...

DEAN: Which scare do you use?

MIKE: That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.

DEAN: Demonstrate!—Stop. Thank you.

MIKE: But I didn't get to...

DEAN: I've seen enough.

[Turning to Sulley]

DEAN: I'm a seven-year-old boy—

[Sulley roars]

DEAN: I wasn't finished.

SULLEY: I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.

DEAN: That "stuff" would've informed you that this particular child is afraid of snakes, so a roar wouldn't make him scream; it would make him cry, alerting his parents, exposing the monster world, destroying life as we know it. And of course, we can't have that! So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue in the Scaring program. Good day.

SULLEY: Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan!

DEAN: Well then, I'm sure your family will be very disappointed.

[Sulley leaves. The Dean Turning back to Mike]

DEAN: And Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something that cannot be taught. You're not scary. You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.

MIKE: Please, let me try the simulator /'simjuleitə/. I'll surprise you!

DEAN: Surprise me? I doubt that very much.