JON:I want you to know ,you’re the most important thing in my life.

GARFIELD:Let me sleep, please.

JON:Before I met you, my life had no meaning .I was incomplete(不完整的).

GARFIELD:Oh,you still are ,really.

JON:I guess what I’m trying to say is...Will you marry me ?

GARFIELD:Eh,marriage?Well,this is kind of sudden .There may be some legal issues（法律问题） here.Look,I like you,but not as a spouse（配偶）.May be as a servant.We could stay together ,make it work.

JON:So what do you say?Liz?

GARFIELD:Wait a second?Liz?liz?!

JON:Garfield.

GARFIELD:Liz is a girl.No ,worse,she is a girl vet（兽医）.

JON:Turkey’s ready.

GARFIELD:Well,I think Jon has touched bottom now.