GARFIELD:Mom!Dad!I’m home.

WINSTON:Your highness（陛下）.

GARFIELD:You talking to me ,froggy（青蛙）?

WINSTON:It’s me ,your trusty servant ,Winston.

GARFIELD:Hey.Warning.I don’t fight fair.I scratch（抓/挠）,and I bite.

WINSTON:It’s all right,sire.All is well now.You’re home.

GARFIELD:Home?What,retirement（退休） home?Happy home?Where,uh,what is this?Is this an insane（神经病的） asylum（收容所）?Am I being kidnapped（绑架）?

WINSTON:Very funny,sire（陛下）.Your loyal subjects await you.They need to be comforted by your words.

GARFIELD:Hey,trust me,windbag（风口袋/大嘴巴）,there’s no way I’m going to give a speech to a bunch of strangers.

WINSTON:And then, of course ,following your words,a royal feast（盛宴）.

GARFIELD:I think I’m just going to do a tight two minutes.See if that will calm them down ,okay?