Sheldon :  I'm sorry ,294 ?

Howard :  Yeah.

Sheldon :  That's my parkingspot.

Raj   : Why do you have aparking spot? You don't have a car, you don't even drive.

Sheldon :  It doesn't matter,that's my spot .

Leonard :  Maybe they reassigned because you never useit.

Sheldon :  Well, I'm not usingmy nipples, either, maybe they should reassign those

Howard :  Sheldon, someday ,ifyou get a car, I'm sure they'll give you another parking space .

Sheldon :  I don't want anotherparking space .I want my parking space. it's perfect, it's a                      corner spot, cutting therisk of door-dings in half, it's a mere 28 steps from the building entrance,and the nearby tree provides shade on hot days, and is also home to adelightful squirrel, which is fortuitous, because most spuirrels are realjerks.

Howard :  Fun story, meanwhile,you still don't have a car.

Sheldon :  Well, don't try tochange the subject. This is about a parking space. It  has nothing to do with cars.

Howard :  Are you listening toyourself ?

Sheldon :  I always listen tomyself .it's one of great joys of my life, Now ,get your car out of my spot.

Howard :  Nope.

Sheldon :  Very well, you leaveme no choice

(sheldon pushing howward's car.........)