-Serena: I can't believe you didn't tell me your momcame home.

-Dan: I'm sorry, really.

-Serena: What? You didn't think it was important?

-Dan: No-no, of course it is.

-Serena: Why bother? You already told Vanessa.

-Dan: I tell Vanessa everything, all right? I havesince I was 6.

-Serena: Well, you're not 6 anymore, Dan. I just--Iwas just hoping that I would be the person that you would wanna tell thesethings to now.

-Dan: I want you to be that person, too. Really, Ido. This whole girlfriend thing is very new to me, you know? I just...I don'tknow all the rules yet.

-Serena: Well, Blair says in a relationship, the bestfriend is…

-Dan: Serena, you're really taking relationshipadvice from Blair?

-Serena: Good point. Look, I just don't want to haveto compete with Vanessa. You know, with "Guitar Hero", okay. I'm waymore awesome, if you didn't happen to notice. But not with you.

-Dan: That's fair. All right, so tomorrow you and Iwill go somewhere together, just the two of us and we will talk about my familyin excruciating detail until you are-you're just so bored, you're begging for Vanessato take over, all right? How's that sound?

-Serena: Perfect.