Bernie: you are being very rude!

 

Howie: no, I’m not. They are all beingrude. And you are being rude.

Bernie: me? What did I do?

Howie: oh Howie, stop talking about spaceso much. Nobody likes it.

Bernie: I don't sound like that.

Howie: you are my wife. You are supposed tobe on my side.

Bernie: I’m always on your side.

Howie: then why are you trying to take thisaway from me? Being an astronaut is the coolest thing I’m ever gonna do. If Istop talking about it, then I’m just…

Bernie: just what?

Howie: just plain old Howard Wolowitzagain.

Bernie: plain old Howard Wolowitz is thebest guy I know.

Howie: you’re just saying that.