那你和奥列格算什么呀？他以为你俩是情侣呢

　　A couple? No, this is crazy talk.

　　情侣？不，这话也太扯了吧

　　I mean, yes, we have had some hot, dirty sex in a few kitchens and toilets, and...

　　没错，我们曾有过火辣淫秽的性爱，比如在厨房和厕所

　　On the floor of a sandwich shop in the subway.

　　在地铁站的三明治店地上

　　Plus twice we did it like dogs on the hallway stairs and on every smooth surface in my apartment.

　　还有两次是在走廊楼梯用狗狗式，以及在我公寓的每一平面

　　But I mean, come on. I mean, that's it. I'm a lady.

　　可拜托，仅此而已。我可是位淑女

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　Sophie, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but for Oleg, it's not just about sex.

　　苏菲，真不敢相信我会说这种话，但对奥列格来说，你们之间不只是性

　　He feels things for you. I know for a fact he's buying you a special gift. Tell her, Max.

　　他对你有爱意。我还知道他为你准备了份特殊的礼物。告诉她，麦克斯

　　Well, he mentioned something about a fur,

　　他是有提过是皮草类的啦

　　and tonight when he was talking about you he did use the word "love."

　　而且今晚当他说到你的时候，也的确用了"爱"这个词

　　Love? Come on, don't ruin my cupcake buzz. I mean, this man has no future.

　　爱？拜托，别破坏我的蛋糕雅兴。这个男人没有未来

　　Of course, he does have a giant penis. But no future.

　　虽然他有根"大鸟"。但没未来啊

　　I mean, I've worked hard to get where I am. I need a man who has a dream and a drive.

　　我辛苦打拼才获得今天的成就。我需要一个有梦想有冲劲的男人

　　And I can buy a big giant penis online for $47. Really? Add to cart.

　　而且电动"大鸟"在网上才卖47块钱。真的吗，马上加入购物车

　　Well, then you have to tell him you're not interested in going any further.

　　那你必须告诉他你没兴趣跟他走下去

　　Oh, all right, don't worry. I will.

　　好吧，别担心，我会的

　　Yeah, I mean, I need this man in my life like I need breast implants.

　　我是说，这个男人对我而言就跟隆胸一样

　　Which is like... Not at all, right?

　　就是...，根本没必要嘛，对吧