Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost.

　　Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to the city.

　　"Nope. Can't say that I do," replied the old hayseed.

　　"Well, can you tell us how to get back to the main highway?"

　　"Nope. Don't know that, either. "

　　‘ell, you sure don't know much, do you?"

　　" Could be. . . but I ain't lost, neither."

　　两个城市里的老兄在一条乡间小道上开车迷了路，他们把车停靠一位老农夫旁边，问他知不知道回城里的路。“不，我不知道，”老农夫答道。“那你知道回到主要公路要怎么走吗?’“不，我也不知道。”"喔，你好像不太熟悉这里的路况，是吗?"

　　“可以这么说，……可是我也不会迷路。”