现在怎么办？（在线收听） |
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
两个新泽西猎人在林子里，有一个突然摔倒在地，看起来没了呼吸，翻白眼了。另一个掏出手机呼叫急救中心。他上气不接下气地对接线员说：
“我朋友死了！我该怎么办？”
接线员用镇定安慰的语气说：“别慌，我有办法。首先，咱确定一下他真死了。”
安静了片刻，接着听见一声枪响。电话里又传来那男人的声音，他说：“确定了，现在怎么办？” |
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