你好吗，苏菲。你好，奥列格

　　So, do you miss the sex?

　　念念不忘巫山云雨吗

　　Oh, you know what? We should go.

　　我们俩还是赶紧跑吧

　　No. We are having a conversation here.

　　别走，我们还在谈事呢

　　And besides, the sex was not that good.

　　而且那巫山云雨只如浮云

　　Oh, it was that good. It wasn't that good.

　　少来，明明是狂风暴雨。就只如浮云一般好吗

　　Please, I beg you. Let us go.

　　求你了，放我们走吧

　　You can go. I'm kind of into it. Like, it's like a dirty Downton Abbey.

　　你走吧，我听得津津有味呢。这简直是下流版的《唐顿庄园》

　　So why are you still standing there, giving me those sad, cow eyes in that brown velure.

　　你还站在那里干啥呢，穿着那条咖啡色天鹅绒裤，装楚楚可怜啊

　　Because it's a good look on me.

　　因为哥穿这个最帅

　　And because I'm waiting for you to admit that you came here because you miss the sex.

　　而且我还在等你承认，你来是因为你念念不忘我们的床第之欢

　　I miss summers in Minsk. I miss smoking in hospitals.

　　我怀念明斯克的夏天，也怀念在医院里抽烟

　　But I don't miss the sex.

　　但我绝不怀念跟你翻云覆雨

　　Fine, then. What would you like to eat?

　　不承认拉倒，你想吃点什么

　　I'll have my usual sausage.

　　老规矩，来根香肠先

　　Ok, ding. It's ready.

　　熟了，在"这儿"，请慢用。