-Ted!

-I'm alive, Johnny!

-Oh, my God!

-I'm alive.Your magical wish worked!

-You're back!

-Yeah, I mean,when you sewed me up,you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places

,so I'm a little fucked up.But will you take care of me forever and ever?I'm just Kidding you.

I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded.

-You asshole!

-Come here, you bastard.

-Welcome back, Ted.

-It was you.You did it.

-Son of a bitch!You wished for my life back.

-No. No.I wished for my life back.

【中文】

-泰迪！

-我活过来了，约翰！

-我的天哪！

-我活过来了，你的愿望成真了！

-你回来了！

-但是，你们把我缝起来的时候，把棉絮填充错地方了，所以我成了这副样子。但是，你会永远照顾我吗？我跟你开玩笑呢。我想着让你看到，你肯定会觉得很搞笑。

-你个混蛋！

-来抱抱，小傻瓜。

-欢迎回来，泰迪。

-是你，你许的愿。

-是你许愿让我活过来的。

-不，不。我是许愿希望回到我的生活。