1. Hang up and drive.挂上电话好好开

2. Hit me, I need money 来，撞我，我缺钱

3. I brake for no apparent reason. 我刹车是没有什么理由的

4. I don't drive fast. I fly low. 我不是开得快，我是飞得低

5. I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!

我照限速开，你不喜欢？那你打电话叫警察啊

6. If you can read this, you're too close. 如果你能看到这行字的话，说明你离我太近了

7. Keep honking ... I'm reloading. 继续按喇叭，我正在装子弹。