On a recent littlethingsmatter facebook post I listed four questions you should never ask someone and encouraged readers to have some fun by adding theirs to my list. 最近我在"小事也重要"的脸书上发了一个帖子，里面列出了四个我们永远不应该问别人的问题。秉着娱乐的精神我鼓励读者对我的这个单子进行补充。

 Well, fun we had.  128 comments later, a new record, I was laughing so hard that I had tears in my eyes.  我的目的达到了。128条评论不仅创下了数量上的新纪录，我还被这些评论逗得笑哭了。

Much of my laughter was because I couldn't believe some of the things that people would say. 什么那么好笑？主要是我不敢相信有人竟然会说这样的话。

Well, we went through this list and came up with 70 of the things you should never say or ask.I hope they bring a smile to your face. 我看完了评论，整理出了70条我们不该说或者不该问的语录。希望它们能博你一笑。

 Because of the length of list I'm not going to say all the numbers in this podcast.So I'm just going to indicate what it is that we should not say or ask and hopefully it comes across well on this podcast. 鉴于清单过长我就不读数字了，直接说出内容，希望我的这条博客能受到大家欢迎。

Let's begin by talking about the THINGS YOU NEVER SAY TO OR ASK A WOMAN: 我们首先来说永远不要问或者跟女性谈论的话题：

You should never ask a woman who is overweight, when are you due? In fact I have just learned never to say anything about any woman's body unless it is very positive. 永远不要问看起来超重的女性"你的预产期是什么时候？"事实上我最近刚学了一个小知识，永远不要对任何女性的身材做任何评论，除非全是溢美之词。

When are you going to have that baby; seems like you've been pregnant forever (as she turns around with a baby in her arms!) 你什么时候生啊？感觉你怀孕好久了！她怀里抱着孩子转过身时你就尴尬了。

Or asking a woman Are "those" real? - diamonds, hair color, nails and whatever else comes to your mind. 问她们的钻石、发色、美甲等等，"那都是真的吗？"

How old are you? 你多大了？

Honey, is that what you're wearing tonight? 亲爱的，你今晚就穿这吗？

Do you know that outfit makes you look fat? 你知道这件衣服你穿上很显胖吗？

Which ex-husband? 哪个前夫？

Have you had cosmetic surgery? 你做过整形吗？

You look tired. 你看上去很憔悴。

How much do you weigh? 你多少斤？

Are you mad at me? 你生我的气了吗？