The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession. 一位神父非常关切教区内一位年轻美丽的教友幸福，因此便邀她到他私人住处讨论她的忏悔。

"Now, let me get this straight," said the priest.  “现在让我把事情搞清楚，”神父说道，

"This young man you went out with did he put his arm around your shoulder like this?" “这个年轻人跟你出去他是不是像这样把他的手臂绕在你的肩膀?”

"Yes, Father, and worse. " “是的，神父，还有更糟的事情呢。”

"And did he put his hand on your thigh like this?" “他也像这样把手放在你的大腿上吗?"

"Yes, Father, and worse. " “是的，神父，还有更坏的呢。”

By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused.  此时神父已被刺激得兴奋莫名，

He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her a vigorous humping.  他撩起女孩的裙子，元气充沛地和她做起爱来，

"And did he do this?" he inquired. “他也这样做吗?"神父问道。

"Yes, Father, and worse, " “是的，神父，还有更糟的呢!”

“But what could be worse than what Ijust did?" “有什么还比我刚刚所做的更糟呢?"

"I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap." “恐怕，神父，他把淋病传染给我了。”