人物：老友六人

　　事件：在拉斯维加斯，罗斯和瑞秋醉后结婚而不自知，朋友们发现后嘲笑他。

　　Ross: I—They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!

　　罗斯：我……他们就不该在我们喝得那么醉的时候让我们结婚！

　　Joey: They let you get married when you're drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!

　　乔伊：他们当然让喝醉的人结婚啦，在拉斯维加斯结婚的大多数人都是醉醺醺的！

　　Phoebe: Hell, I'm drunk right now!What? I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation!

　　菲比：见鬼，我现在就喝醉了！怎么，我早上就不能来一杯“含羞草”？我在度假呢！

　　Monica: What are you guys gonna do?

　　莫妮卡：你俩打算怎么办？

　　Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?

　　瑞秋：呃，我猜我们得去找个离婚律师。

　　Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one's free.

　　钱德勒：我觉得啊，我觉得罗斯已经有个离婚律师了。这次得免费吧？因为你都付了两次钱了，第三次应该不用花钱了。

　　Ross: Laugh it up, but the joke's on you. Because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We ,we're just gonna get an annulment.

　　罗斯：笑吧，不过得笑你自己。因为我们不用打离婚官司，我们只用废除注册就行了。

　　Joey: An annulment? Ross! I don't think surgery's the answer here.

　　乔伊：废掉？罗斯，我觉得手术可解决不了这个问题。

　　Phoebe: Oh–oh, that's your thing.

　　菲比：哦，哦，原来这是你的招牌啊。

　　Ross: What?

　　罗斯：什么？

　　Phoebe: Your thing. Y'know? You're the guy who gets divorced.

　　菲比：你的标签，懂吗？你就是离婚男。

　　All: Oh yeah!

　　所有人：对哦！